Guys I Still Want A Chevy SSR

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
04/05/2016 at 11:16 • Filed to: Chevy SSR

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Maybe without the rims but some crazy graphics like this is just want this car needs and deserves.

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Hard top or convertible these things are just the best. I would say it was one of the coolest cars to come out of the US in the 00's.

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400hp convertible truck with a manual transmission. It is just everything I will ever need


DISCUSSION (44)


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > JR1
04/05/2016 at 11:18

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No you dont.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > CAR_IS_MI
04/05/2016 at 11:18

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Yes I do! 400hp manual transmission hot rod truck! How can you NOT want one?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JR1
04/05/2016 at 11:20

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DO IT


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > JR1
04/05/2016 at 11:23

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This is your average SSR ownership crowd.

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Ask yourself; is this the crowd you want to be associated with???


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > CAR_IS_MI
04/05/2016 at 11:26

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I mean you did own a Ferrari... But you answer your question I would just drive around with a bag over my head.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > JR1
04/05/2016 at 11:26

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I thought you were more into Fiats now.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/05/2016 at 11:26

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I AM TOO POOR. College eats all my money!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
04/05/2016 at 11:27

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You disgust me. Consider this convertible pickup instead!

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Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > JR1
04/05/2016 at 11:28

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You know, I always loved the design of the SSR too. Even if someone were to tell me it was an unmitigated POS, I’d probably still want one. I also want a Prowler too.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 11:37

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PFFT.

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/05/2016 at 11:38

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There was a Syclone convertible?!?!?!?!!?!?! I’m in love.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 11:44

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1 of 10. I don’t know if this link will work or not...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/GMC-Sonoma…

If not, it’s one that was on ebay last week for $75,000.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/05/2016 at 11:46

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Won’t haul anything but ass, but you can have the top down too. It’s kinda a pointless car, but it’s awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 11:59

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Meh, it’s a 1/4 ton truck with a capacity of 1/4 ton. I see nothing wrong with that.

So many pointless things are awesome. This. The ordinary Syclone. The Typhoon. The Golf R. The SSR. Ram SRT10.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/05/2016 at 12:01

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I thought you could only put like 500 pounds in the bed.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 12:02

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Which is 1/4 of a ton.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JR1
04/05/2016 at 12:35

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Isn’t the American Way to buy things you can’t afford?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 12:37

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That’s the same complaint you have about the SSR isn’t it?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/05/2016 at 12:42

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Nah. That thing is just ugly.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 12:47

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Nah. That thing is just ugly sexy.

FIFY


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Stapleface
04/05/2016 at 12:48

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They are both just so odd and great.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > CalzoneGolem
04/05/2016 at 12:48

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I was into Porsches for a little while too.


Kinja'd!!! jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > JR1
04/05/2016 at 12:56

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I (stupidly) want one, too. I’ve driven them. I know there is absolutely nothing great about driving them. But I guess they just have some... odd... presence.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > jdrgoat - Ponticrack?
04/05/2016 at 13:03

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Nothing? Not even straight line performance?


Kinja'd!!! jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > JR1
04/05/2016 at 13:17

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Eh, relative to what else is out there at that price, no. I do remember the first time I drove one we were in a pack driving them back to the dealership. There were 3 or 4 of us, and I was in a lowly 5.3L. On an open stretch, we all punched it from about 60-80, and I was blown away.
At the time I drove a 2.2L S-10. Anything would have impressed me.

They’re heavy. The interior is cramped (try adjusting the seat with the door closed, I dare you). Their handling is cumbersome and not as good as the other sporty GMT360, the TBSS. Which is also much cheaper, much more usable, and probably faster in every metric.


Kinja'd!!! jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > JR1
04/05/2016 at 13:35

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Also, I always thought the operation of the (do I call it a trunk or a bed?) bed was kinda dumb. In order to open the bed, you have to pop the cover first. But, in order to close the cover, you have to open the tailgate first.

You cannot open the tailgate without first popping the cover.
You cannot close the cover without first opening the tailgate.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/05/2016 at 13:47

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It’s like the retro styling but somehow it’s worse than the PT cruiser and the HHR, which I’m almost a fan of.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > jdrgoat - Ponticrack?
04/05/2016 at 13:54

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Yeah but I am not sure you can compare it to the others when you consider the utility and design


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > jdrgoat - Ponticrack?
04/05/2016 at 13:54

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That is a little weird


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 13:57

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Slower and less awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
04/05/2016 at 13:58

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But looks much much better.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 14:02

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Eh debatable. The Dodge is bland. I wouldn’t say the design is outstanding. At least the SSR was stylized


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
04/05/2016 at 14:02

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SSR I’d say is too stylized.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 14:06

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I think you could make a fair argument that it might indeed be too stylized


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
04/05/2016 at 14:07

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Yeah the Dakota could be considered bland, but..... I love the squareness with the side graphics.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/05/2016 at 14:08

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Side graphics are pretty cool.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > JR1
04/05/2016 at 15:28

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This guy also has a C4 Corvette and a Porsche 968. There’s also a Pontiac G6 Grand Am pace car from a 24 Hours of Daytona in the early 2000s.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > JR1
04/05/2016 at 15:53

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They’re all hard-top convertibles.

I think they’re cool too. Also made for the perfect modern washed-up old muscle car in The Island.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Sam
04/05/2016 at 16:47

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A very odd garage but also a very cool one


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > JR1
04/05/2016 at 17:47

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You’re mentally ill.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > bryan40oop
04/05/2016 at 18:56

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Aren’t all aren’t all car people?


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > JR1
04/05/2016 at 19:29

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Yeah, but your desire takes the cake.


Kinja'd!!! ivnic8 > JR1
04/05/2016 at 20:46

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I have seen this one several times. the 2-tone paint is nice:

http://www.crossroadsinfinitisouth.com/vehicles/1GCES…


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > ivnic8
04/05/2016 at 21:11

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Silver and black always work well together